Guide to the Unknown 97: Spooky Clowns

On Episode 96 of Guide to the Unknown:

We aren't done with clowns!

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4:15 - The Clown party begins with a quick list of some of the famous clowns that Will DIDN’T research! It’s a list full of gross weirdos like that clown from Spawn, some Rob Zombie stuff, and, of course, a Seinfeld favorite! Oh, and of course John Wayne Gacy’s Pogo the Clown.

Time for some deep dives!

12:34 - Zeebo the Clown from Are You Afraid of the Dark! (read more here:

18:37 - Adam the Clown from the video game Dead Rising (so cool) (read more here:

24:51 - “The Clown” from the video game Dead By Daylight (read the mega-story here:

Oh, real quick: #JusticeForGhostface

36:10 - Ronald McDonald from the popular fast-food chain McDonald’s (seriously…read more here:

40:23 - Honorable mention goes to Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story (gross, read more here:

43:08 - The capper. The winners of the “Whoa, Is This Actually Cool” award: Killer Klowns From Outer Space! Should we watch this movie? It seems kind of rad! (read more:

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