Bobby Koester

WBKE 115: I Am The Cool Freeeky

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Booya, fellow gangster rappers! Welcome to this week's WBKE where we're digging into the fucking weird rabbit hole of Tripplah Productions. 

...Holy shit...

#IAmFromPlanetAnus

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Episode 116 next week!

WBKE 111: Rock me, Gorgeous George

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On this week's gorgeous WBKE, Will and Bobby talk about Gorgeous George and the Goons, SEXY HALF NAKED GIRLS, and how they are going to revolutionize late night (but only if you hate Jay Leno)!

#babaAllie #whoisCoogan

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Episode 112 next week!  Woooo!

WBKE 104: Cafe Dump

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything! Some technical glitches! Also, Bobby is a movie star, Will is a medieval knight, and they both reveal plans to one day work at an actual dump!
This week's prize: Chinese Batman Forever!
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Episode 105 Next Week! BUT BEFORE THAT...SOMETHING...SECRET! Make sure you check for a secret episode this week, kids!

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Three

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WELCOME BACK! It's the penultimate part of Blade Trinity, everybody! It's an incredibly significant  episode for several reasons, not the least of which being that we're almost fucking done with this piece of shit movie.

It's...mostly action. Shitty action. Dracula's bones crack a lot though, so that's nice...Fuck this movie and fuck Blade. Vampires aren't even real, guys.

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Next week: THE END!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WBKE 103: The Git-R-Done Boys

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, the Wishboys are changing. They are becoming Git-R-Done boys! That's right! Before the end of 2014 our goal is to have produced a comic book! Artists, ATTACK US! We need committed creative people who are willing to collaborate!
Also we talk about Larry the Cable Guy...that's the other reason for the name of the show.
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Episode 104 Next Week!

 

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Two

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Whistler is indeed dead. His "hoo-hoo" may never be heard again. Thankfully his shoes have been filled by WAY TOO MANY GODDAMN CHARACTERS! Blade meets up with the Bloodpack! Or is it Wolfpack! Is that from The Hangover? I DON'T KNOW! At least we get to see how silly it would be if Dracula himself went to Hot Topic...What an amazing movie!

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And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away The World is Not Enough! James Bond has always been a huge supporter of the Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest!

We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

Part Three next week! And a new BOOK CLUB SHMOOK CLUB TOMORROW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

WBKE 102: A Dirty Secret

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Welcome to this week's episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything? Did we win this months round of voting for Podcast of the month (over on Podcastland.com)? NO! I mean...listen and find out! You'll also hear us talk about sneaking into my parents' old house, being afraid of men dressed as sickly women who are bedridden and threaten to twist our spines! And palm reading! Basically this one is PACKED! STAY AFTER THE END SONG!
 
We do, indeed, have another movie to give away this week, hombres! This time it's James Bond in The World is Not Enough!
 
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Episode 103 Next Week!

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part One

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Happy New Year!

We're kicking off 2014 by kicking off a new movie on this week's Studio Rejects! It's Blade: Trinity! Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and some guy called The Drake! I (Will) hated this movie the first time I ever saw it, so I'm incredibly excited to see if this movie was always destined to be a horrible mess. So far...not looking good for old Mr. Snipes. It's basically a series of disjointed scenes of "badass" gadgets. I  do like Whistler though.

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And don't forget to share Will and Bobby Know Everything, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! This week we're giving away Goldeneye! James Bond has always been a huge supporter of the Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest!

We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

Part Two next week!

 

 

 

 

 

WBKE 101: It All Starts With A Bean: Mr. Bean

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Welcome to Will and Bobby Know Everything 101. A reintroduction, if you'll endulge us: We are two writers/comedians/friends who have a very rudimentary understanding of ourselves, each other, and the world around us. Every week we take a hard look in the mirror, then trade, and then learn about the world. Something magical. Powerful. Wonderful.
This week it's Ernest, Mr. Bean, and Austin Powers. Sorry!
We do want to take a moment and ask that you PLEASE CAST YOUR LAST MINUTE VOTES for us to be named Podcast of the Month by Podcastland.com! You can vote for WBKE HERE, as well as Studio Rejects and Book Club Shmook Club!
This week's prize is a big one, you guys. This represents the turning point. No more obscure movies. No more Chinese Broadway Love Songs. From here on out, it's just quality, baby. First up: GET IN MY OFFICE, JAMES BOND! I need you to track down GOLDENEYE!
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Episode 102 next week! IN 2014!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Four - THE END

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We have finally finished our reading of Hook! It's been a long road, everybody, but Peter Banning has finally remembered! He's a child again! He's PETER PAN, and he's about to defeat the nefarious/slightly sensual Captain Jazzy Hook! Listen to my review of the movie, listen to us as we talk about what could have saved this movie, and listen as we OPEN SOME GIFTS! I hope you're all having a damn good day, and I hope you enjoy this thrilling finale!

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We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

Next week: Something new! Do you want us to read Blade Trinity or Manhunter (Red Dragon?) LET US KNOW!

 

 

 

 

WBKE - Episode 100: Public Speaking Again

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Here we are, everybody! Sitting pretty at Episode 100 of Will and Bobby Know Everything! It's been an amazing experience this week, coming up with facts about the show, thinking about where it all started, thinking about how much has happened. We're joined by Michael Costa to revisit old ideas, and we're about to kick off the next 100 shows. Thank you so much for listening, we really hope you've enjoyed WBKE as much as we have. THERE'S A TON OF NEW STUFF COMING SOON, so you honestly had better enjoy us!
This week's prize, of course, is the Sum of all (Chinese) Fears! All you need to do to win is share WBKE, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends! You can even cast a vote for us over on Podcastland.com to be eligible for NEXT week's prize! We actually have a true shot at being number 1, so please please vote. Please have your friends vote. Please never stop voting. You might win THIS:
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Episode 101 next week!

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Three

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This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes.

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We would also LOVE it if you would throw us a vote for Podcast of the Month over on Podcastland! You can vote for ALL the shows if you want: Studio Rejects, Book Club Shmook Club, and Will and Bobby Know Everything!

Part Four, THE FINALE, next week!

 

 

 

WBKE - Episode 99: Pull Up Your Pants and Relax

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Friends! Pull up a seat! At Will and Bobby Know Coffee (And Sandwiches)! Our new business that we hope to own some day (probably not!) We're joined this week by Allie for a conversation about murder, mayhem, and a questionably charming man. Nothing escapes us: we also talk about how weird our current living arrangement is!

This week's Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby prize is of course THE LONGEST CHINESE DAY! Starring American John Wayne in a chinese movie! To be eligible to win, all you need to do is share WBKE, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with your friends today! Let us know you did it, and suddenly you might have this thing in your house!

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Episode 100 next week!

WBKE - Episode 98: RaffCasted

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This week on Will and Bobby, we're joined by Chris, Harry, and Rob, the guys from RaffCast! This is truly part 2 of our conversation with them, as you can hear us talking over on Episode 5 of their podcast! It took us a while to get this one out to you guys, but it's finally here. We had a damn good time hanging out with these guys, and I think you'll be hearing more from them soon. Find out just how little we know about New Jersey, and then find out whether or not we're willing to eat garbage!
After that, make sure you share WBKE with your friends today! Share our Facebook Page, post on Twitter! Make sure you let us know you shared, and you are entered to win this weeks prize, in the Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby Contest: CHINESE GOODFELLAS!
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Episode 99 next week!

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WBKE - Episode 97: Voodoo Grinky

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On this week's episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything, we are joined by long time friend of the show Michael Palmer (of the band CMYK!)! Feel dazzled as we dig into Bobby's heritage, discovering the horrible secrets kept by his great-great-great-grand-Grinky! Will he survive? Probably!
We are, of course, on our third week of the Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby contest! We've given away Chinese Goodfellas and Chinese Broadway Love Songs, so now it's YOUR CHANCE to win the entire Chinese first season of Alias! All you have to do is share WBKE, Studio Rejects, or Book Club Shmook Club with a friend! Let us know you did it, and your name goes straight into the hat! THE CHINESE HAT!
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Episode 98 next week!

WBKE - Episode 96: Michael Jackson's Horcrux

Welcome to this week's episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything, where we're answering the biggest questions in the universe! Who won Chinese Gangs of New York (Steve Puliafico!), how do you make pancakes (still not sure), and what is Michael Jackson's patronus?? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!
Its the 12 days Baker's Dozen Days of Bobby! Every week for the next 13 weeks we're GIVING AWAY PRIZES to a random winner! All you have to do to enter is share our Facebook Page or Website with your friends on Facebook or Twitter! Tag us in the message or send us proof and you're entered!
This week we're giving away Chinese Broadway Love Songs! Signed by us! You can have us write whatever you want, draw whatever you want, or just have us leave it in mint condition! SHARE TODAY!
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Episode 97 next week!

WBKE - Episode 95: Eldered Skeltered

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Greetings to the young and beautiful. EVERYONE ELSE IS SCARY! This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we delve into the amazing, dark, macabre, world of the Investigation Discovery network. Which leads us naturally to learning all about Charles Manson, before we reveal our first ever contest! But more on that in a moment.
Its the 12 days Baker's Dozen Days of Bobby! Every week for the next 13 weeks we're GIVING AWAY PRIZES to a random winner! All you have to do to enter is share our Facebook Page or Website with your friends on Facebook or Twitter! Tag us in the message or send us proof and you're entered! This week we're giving away Chinese Gangs of New York! Signed by us! You can have us write whatever you want, draw whatever you want, or just have us leave it in mint condition! SHARE TODAY!
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Episode 96 next week!

WBKE - Episode 94: November 2013 Story Slam

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Welcome to this week's episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything, featuring the full audio from our November 10th Story Slam! We had amazing performers from all over the tri-state area, and we were absolutely blown away by the turnout. It was an amazingly fun night and we can't thank everybody enough. Honestly, this was our first ever attempt at hosting our own event, and we're calling it a huge success. I can't wait for you guys to hear this

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Here's a list of our amazing performers with a time stamp of when they appear. Each of them did an unbelievable job and made the event incredible. A huge thanks to these fine folks:

Bobby Koester (11:16)

Marc Laurano (21:20) - A huge thanks to Marc Laurano for having us at Ruthie's!

Kristen Rogers (27:30) - Kristen writes for XO Jane, and has a brand new podcast available!

Allie (33:25)

Zeynep Uzumcu (40:20)

Michael Palmer (45:55) - Michael is a member of the band CMYK, and has an awesome music blog!

Dan Dufala (55:25)

Dan Larkins (1:03:30) - Dan is currently working on a novel about a Boxer, set in Trenton!

Starky Morillo (1:13:15)

Will Rogers (1:20:40)

Tim JS (1:31:55) - Tim was a surprise storyteller, and he took us out in style. Now check out his blog!

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Episode 95 next week!

WBKE - Episode 93: Well...Cats.

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Welcome to this week's episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything, where all we do is talk about cats. Real cats. Fake cats. Human-cats. Cat-humans. Seriously. Cats everywhere.
And if you decide to watch this video of the Rum Tum Tugger with us, feel free, but you only have yourself to blame:
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BUT WAIT! Bobby and I are hosting our first ever LIVE EVENT. It's a FREE Storytelling event in Highland Park, NJ! Come to have fun or sign up and come tell a story of your own! Click here for more info, or just email us to sign up!

Episode 94 next week!

WBKE - Episode 92: Halloween Prank Show

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BOO!
 
Gotcha! This week on WBKE we dabble in the macabre, we bring you terror. You may cry. Also we look up a list of the Top 10 Scariest...Things! And then...wait a minute...what's that box thing in the corner!? NOOOOOO!
 
 
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BUT WAIT! Bobby and I are hosting our first ever LIVE EVENT. It's a FREE Storytelling event in Highland Park, NJ! Come to have fun or sign up and come tell a story of your own! Click here for more info, or just email us to sign up!

Episode 93 next week!