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Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Three

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WELCOME BACK! It's the penultimate part of Blade Trinity, everybody! It's an incredibly significant  episode for several reasons, not the least of which being that we're almost fucking done with this piece of shit movie.

It's...mostly action. Shitty action. Dracula's bones crack a lot though, so that's nice...Fuck this movie and fuck Blade. Vampires aren't even real, guys.

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Next week: THE END!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Two

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Whistler is indeed dead. His "hoo-hoo" may never be heard again. Thankfully his shoes have been filled by WAY TOO MANY GODDAMN CHARACTERS! Blade meets up with the Bloodpack! Or is it Wolfpack! Is that from The Hangover? I DON'T KNOW! At least we get to see how silly it would be if Dracula himself went to Hot Topic...What an amazing movie!

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Part Three next week! And a new BOOK CLUB SHMOOK CLUB TOMORROW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part One

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Happy New Year!

We're kicking off 2014 by kicking off a new movie on this week's Studio Rejects! It's Blade: Trinity! Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and some guy called The Drake! I (Will) hated this movie the first time I ever saw it, so I'm incredibly excited to see if this movie was always destined to be a horrible mess. So far...not looking good for old Mr. Snipes. It's basically a series of disjointed scenes of "badass" gadgets. I  do like Whistler though.

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Part Two next week!

 

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Four - THE END

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We have finally finished our reading of Hook! It's been a long road, everybody, but Peter Banning has finally remembered! He's a child again! He's PETER PAN, and he's about to defeat the nefarious/slightly sensual Captain Jazzy Hook! Listen to my review of the movie, listen to us as we talk about what could have saved this movie, and listen as we OPEN SOME GIFTS! I hope you're all having a damn good day, and I hope you enjoy this thrilling finale!

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Next week: Something new! Do you want us to read Blade Trinity or Manhunter (Red Dragon?) LET US KNOW!

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Three

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This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes.

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Part Four, THE FINALE, next week!

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Two

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Welcome to Part Two of Hook! We're finally jumping into Neverland, everybody! We meet Hook! Smee! Ruffio! ...Some kids! The writing has quite possibly gotten worse, guys. All the lost boys speak like dis. Dey luv to mayke uz werk ta reeed dis goddamma uv uh sdoray!

Robin Williams has finally met his match though, as Hook makes his fashionable, swishy debut! I can't wait for you to hear this guys, I'm actually getting swept away in the magic!

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Studio Rejects: Hook Part One

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You may not recognize us, what with our more elegant style and more beautiful looks, but I assure you, this is still the Studio Rejects you know and love. But we most certainly have a brand new style!

This week on Studio Rejects, we unveil an updated format! Each month is a movie, split into four parts! Up first, it's the first draft of Hook! While it would go on to be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Robin Williams, this version is decidedly...worse. Less baseball, more talking, but definitely written with Mr. Williams in mind...

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Part Two next week!

 

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Seven - THE END

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This is it! The finale! It's over! OVER! Godzilla is going down in this week's Studio Rejects! AND his/her brood of babyzillas! But what are the circumstances surrounding his collapse? How did the humans end up besting this 10ft/100ft tall beast? You'll have to listen to find out...you'll also have to listen to find out what we think of the script overall. Did we suddenly decide we love it? After six solid weeks of absolute disgust, do we change our minds? Perhaps we're the biggest Godzilla fans in the world now! FIND OUT NOW (also...spoiler: this fucking movie sucks).

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NOW THEN, as you will hear, Bobby and I have recorded our first ever hit single. A cover of someone else's hit single...which was also a cover. It's Come with Me from the Godzilla soundtrack. Sung by Puff Daddy. Do you love it? Of course you do, we spent literally four hours making it! If you want to listen to it nonstop, just check out the song over on our Soundcloud page! ENJOY!

Come with Me and Bobby on Soundcloud!

Or watch and listen to the original music video! Look how well we did, even though we couldn't spontaneously burst into a flock of doves!

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Next week, something new! In many ways! STUDIO REJECTS IS GETTING A FACELIFT!

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Six

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Oh no! It's time for Godzilla to attack again! But don't worry, he'll only do this once more...Because this is the penultimate episode of our Godzilla read-through! This week things get...weird. How big is Godzilla? What the fuck were they thinking doing all this stuff with the eggs? Exactly how did this get made!? FIND OUT AND ENJOY! Click here to listen!

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Also, as mentioned on this week's WBKE (95: Eldered Skeltered), we've got a contest running! The Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby! Every week for the next 13 weeks, we're giving away amazing chinese bootlegs of incredible movies! All you have to do to enter is share our website, facebook page, or any show with your friends online! Tag us, send us proof, and you're entered! That's it! This week we're giving away Martin Scorsese's classic Gangs of New York...you know...in Chinese!

Part Seven next week! The end!

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Five

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Welcome to Part Five of Studio Rejects, where alliances are forming, and we are heading into the final act of Godzilla! Who is that crazy french Ray-Romano-Man who put a tracking device in the Mayor's hair? Where is Godzilla hiding? Will worm guy give up? Will he fall in love? WE'RE GOING TO KNOW SOON! Click here to listen!

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Part Six next week!

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Four

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Guess what? A monster is about to attack! A Godzilla-monster! In this action-packed episode of Studio Rejects, Godzilla finally strikes! Join us as we get genuinely confused by Godzilla's abilities! Haven't heard any of the previous parts? Don't worry, here's a recap: So far: worms, Shaquille O'Neal, hair, Catman....Or just listen to the show where we give a true recap. ENJOY!

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Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Three

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Things are already heating up in Godzilla...you know, relatively. The monster is hiding in New York City somewhere, which raises a surprising amount of questions. Why the hell would Godzilla have any interest in spending any time in NY? How the hell did it manage to hide without anyone seeing anything? Is there a chance this movie isn't written well?? We may never know for sure. Click here to listen!

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Part Four next week!

Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Two

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First of all: we're sorry we skipped last week. We missed you as much as you missed us. Anyway, we're jumping in right where we left off, with some sort of silly Godzilla-like creature sneaking around attacking boats, while a love triangle is established between a woman, a man, and some worms! Click here to listen!

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Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part One

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  Welcome to Studio Rejects, now featuring 100% more lizard! We're digging into the first draft of 1998's Godzilla staring Matthew Broderick - action hero! It's already pretty thrilling, what with it's one million characters and abundant worm info.

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Studio Rejects: McGoop

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BOOM, friends! Welcome to this week's SECOND episode of Studio Rejects! We just wrapped up Freddy vs. Jason on Tuesday (click here if you missed it!), so now we are of course examining some poor writing of our own, before we start up another amazing movie next week. The project we've got for you this time is one which we've never talked about in any show, or in any Will and Bobby Wrote Something  post: McGoop

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We actually have a ton of documents to read along with this episode, so I've put them in order here. Check them out, see our weird handwriting:

1 McGoop - With Outline

2 McGoop.docx

3 McGoop - The Informant's House

4 McGoop - Random Ideas

5 McGoop - Small Outline

6 McGoop - Out on a Date

7 McGoop - Getting Fired Notes

8 McGoop - Original Ideas on Place Mat

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A brand new movie starts next week!

CAR FRIENDS COMES HOME AGAIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN9f0ScSMXE Hello friendlings! All you wackpackers, you jokesters! Dingleberries! Will and Bobby are back this week with CAR FRIENDS! Now, I know it's 11 minutes of inane babble, but just keep up and watch the entire thing! We saved the best part for last wink face fart noise.

Game Friends - Dark Souls Episode 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3308AhJmL8&feature=youtu.be This week, we are two dark boys. Will continues to be delirious and not understand simple concepts of gaming YEAH!

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This Week On Reddit: Saturday, December 22nd.

This week, someone posted a link to a youtube video where in which a man recorded 1 second of video every day for a year. Remember Noah Kalina, that weird guy with the sunken in eyes and crazy hair (hi Noah) and project where he took a photo of himself every day for something ridiculous like six years and compiled them? Set to some evocative classical music written by his girlfriend, the video was quick to make it into a goddamn hallmark commercial. This is not that video, however.No, indeed put away your Kleenex and don’t worry about locking yourself in your room to sob quietly into a pillow just like every other night. This video is much more boring. But, if you like to watch a dozen shots of an old Asian man eating dinner, some nerds playing Magic: The Gathering, a woman in a hospital for fifteen days, and then some random shots of animals that you don’t actually have enough time to focus on, and then the occasional awkward person looking at the camera, this video is for you.

In other news, someone finally solved one of the biggest quandaries mankind has been faced with for ten years. Read here all about how you shouldn't buy a dildo off of craigslist, especially if you’re gay and under 18. Strange that no one thought about not buying dildos off of craigslist before. Also look out for my cock ring etsy page coming soon.

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With all of this gun violence as of late, gun control is back on reddit. Recently, as you can see in this baby here Mortal Kombat was blamed for all of the school shootings in the past twenty years. I'd like to point out that Mortal Kombat had no guns. Okay maybe that one guy had a gun in the 3rd one, but it never killed anyone? This country hasn't heard anything about gun violence since... the batman movie came out?

What people don't realize is that these are hot topics in the news for now until: 1. Nothing is done about them for too long, 2. Someone takes drugs and eats another person's face off, or 3. Some cute bear is drunk in the news. Here, some man's scary uncle Erik (see crazy Swiss metal band members who change C's to K's) finally came out and said what everyone's been thinking for years; modding your car to look like a space ship is a waste of money and also makes you look like a retard. I don't care if you have a racer-X mask, if you put a wing on a 99 Dodge Cargo Van, or if you flash gang symbols outside of the NASCAR Store (There's actually a live action version of this at a mall near my hometown. At least there was when I was 16). Isn't it a little abrasive to make sure your sport is actually written in all caps always? Also, in this gentle little post he pretty much dishes out the advice of spending the money on a set of tools and learning how the fuck your car works, which is crazy Swedish for "man up." Bullying at it's finest. Everything else sucked, but someone posted some nudes and a picture of Link from the Zelda franchise kissing Princess Zelda. Awesome. Oh, also it's the 22nd and the world didn't end yesterday, so you can all suck a bean if you spent your life savings on an apocalypse shelter. Maybe the Mayan translation for apocalypse is actually "pudgy white morons arguing about guns and Christmas."