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Dark Future: Episode 3 - Bobsworlde With An E

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Hey all you Bobsworlde citizens! I'd like to personally thank all you Koester's Foesters out there for contributing to the Patreon. Thanks to you, we here at Bobsworlde magazine are able to provide you with another episode this month. Something truly special is happening on the internet, and it is a very... peculiar thing.

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WBKE 129: RubMaps.com

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we're taking off the propeller beanies we always wear when we record (you knew that, right?), and putting on little Sherlock Holmes hats! That's right, it's time for us to get to the bottom of a crime! But we really don't like the first rock we turned over...

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We're going to be looking for a comic artist soon, and we'd prefer to shop from our listener base before looking elsewhere! Anyone interested in working with us should send a sample of artwork to us at ComicArtist@WB2045.com!

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Episode 130 next week!

WBKE 128: The Gobbledy Gooker

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BUM...BUM...BUM - He's coming.

BUM...BUM...BUM - He's almost completely hatched from his giant egg!

OH NO! It's the Gobbledy Gooker!

(also we talk about unemployment and SNL and shit)

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Episode 129 next week!

BCSC: Watchmen Part 1

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Hello!  We're back and ready to rumble this week and we're talking about the first half of the big deal graphic novel Watchmen, by Alan Moore.  We've got Bobby Koester from Will and Bobby Know Everything and Studio Rejects in tow and we're talking how awesome Dr. Manhattan is, how we were surprised by Rorschach, aaaaand crop tops.  Come on!

We'll be back next week with an extracurricular episode, but be ready in another 2 weeks to talk about the end of the book- read right on through.  We're all gonna be back on Thursday, July 10 to talk about it.  See you then!

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WBKE 123: A Beautiful Bobby

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we're joined by #BabaAllie for what is honestly ALMOST a truly intelligent conversation. From schizophrenia to robotics, to mathematics, and possibly magic, we get SMART this time! Also we talk a shit load about tearing Bobby's eyes out!

And Batman!

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Episode 124 next week!

BCSC: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Part 3

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Welcome to our talk finishing up Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.  While we're happy to see you, it can't be ignored that this time we meet this time after the most solemn of events.  Let's pour out a little pumpkin juice for one of our fallen comrades.  Let's also freak out about how awesome Dumbledore is.  Let's also talk about how there's no such thing as a guilty pleasure and how I love watching crap tv.  Amen.

On the next Shmook Club we're going to invite our friend Bobby Koester back to the Shmook Clubhouse to talk about the first half of Watchmen by Alan Moore, so read up to Chapter 7 (meaning through Chapter 6, WILL) and be ready to talk about it on Thursday, June 26.  But we'll be back next week with an Extracurricular episode, so talk to you then!  Take 'er easy!

 

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 1

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This week on Studio Rejects, we're sipping brandy and reading the terrifying tale of Hannibal Lechter. You know, the famous serial killer best known for having...6 fingers? I don't understand.

Speaking of not understanding...what the fuck is this movie about??

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WBKE 121: The Mystery of Elisa Lam

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On WBKE this week we hear the amazing manly story of a wild woodland Bobby before cracking the case of Elisa Lam...and holy shit it's terrifying. No joke. Can't believe it. 

Please look at your water before you drink it...

If you must see what we're talking about...it's your own fault:


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Episode 122 next week!

BCSC: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Part 2

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By virtue of Educational Decree Number 666 (eesh), we're back this week to talk about the second part of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix!  Umbridge is stumping around like she owns the joint, Dumbledore still isn't making eye contact, and Harry is feeling urges he doesn't quite understand.  It's way more dramatic than that makes it sound.  Listen up!

The next time we talk about the book will be after we finish it up, so read straight on through to the end and be ready in 2 weeks on Thursday, June 12.  But we'll be back in your brains next week with a little Extracurricular action.  Talk to you soon!

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WBKE 120: Podawful - The Will and Bobby Years

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This week on a very special Will and Bobby Know Everything, Bobby is away being a tough-guy muscle-man so we're sharing with you a very interesting show we produced last year. Jesse PS of Podawful had just completed Season 6 of the show, and during the break before the start of Season 7, Bobby and I decided to cover him. Like Joan Rivers on the Tonight Show, or Adam Sandler on The Late Show, we stayed faithful to the format but did it our way. If you're a fan of Podawful, this is a great introduction to Will and Bobby Know Everything. If you're a fan of Will and Bobby Know Everything, this is a great introduction to Podawful. All around, it's a terrific show, out of time, and officially canon!

Enjoy!

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Episode 121 next week!

WBKE 119: Star Baby

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we examine the new digital version of number stations before receiving a horrific news update from Wolf Blitzer. Or maybe Anderson Cooper. Not sure...anyway, there are aliens, and Bobby doesn't seem too concerned with what happens to Will.

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Episode 120 next week!

BCSC: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Part 1

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Wotcher, friends!  This week we're talking about the first third of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and it looks like things are off to a pretty bumpy start for Harry and the gang.  We get into some Molly vs. Sirius talk, a little book vs. movie action, and as always, Kristen vs. William in a battle of wits that'll leave you breathless.  Jump on in!

We'll be reading the next third of the book, which bring us up to Chapter 26, which is page 570 or 64%, and talking about it in 2 weeks on Thursday, May 29.  Don't worry though, we'll be back to warm your ears up next week with a little Extracurricular action.  Talk to you then!

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Studio Rejects: Ghostbusters III Part 2

 

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On Part 2 of our reading of Ghostbusters III, we get into a pretty detailed conversation about Ghostbusters 2 and the mixed reviews it received. We also point out some amazing forgotten facts about the 80's cartoon show, before moving on to see what happens to our heroes when their evil doppelgangers frame them for a bank robbery!

Who the hell predicted that would be the plot??

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WBKE 118: Ted Bundy-gas!

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we need some help putting a couch in the back of our van. And then we're going to murder you.

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Episode 119 next week!

BCSC: Stephen King is God

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This week on our Extracurriculars episode we're talking about when narrators insert themselves into the story- particularly when a narrator we're all too familiar with inserted himself into a story we would have been familiar with had we not dropped it like a hot potato.  Take a listen!

And we'll be back next Thursday, May 15 to talk about the first 13 chapters (up to page 297 or 32% on an e-reader) of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, so get moving on that if you haven't already.  See ya then, gang!

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Dark Future Episode 1 Preview: Dawn of the Creepypasta

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Greetings beekeepers!! This episode is an extra special episode, as Will had nothing to do with it! Other than in constantly encouraging me to post it. It should be stated this is just about the finished first episode of Dark Future. If you don't know what that is, you dumb, boy. I'll be posting the finished first episode next week on the offical Dark Future feed, which I will be linking to on Sunday, most likely in our new WBKE. 

Anyway, if you can't stand the episode I would absolutely LOVE the feedback! Email me at bobby@wb2045.com or tweet me @bobbykoester I am serious I'd love negative feedback much more than positive. Look out for the finished first episode next week with improved audio and some added music.

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Also if you can't stand it, just go here instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM

WBKE 117: The Oathkeeper

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This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, we're joined by our dear friend Matthew (GOOD LUCK IN PORTLAND, MATT!)

WE TALK REAL HOT-BUTTON ISSUES on this episode you guys! Destroying racists! Obliterating mysoginists! Defending ourselves, in the fear that we could possibly be classified as either one of those two things. And then Bobby...why, I dare not say it...he makes an oath so horrible, not even HE can keep it!

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Episode 118 next week!

Studio Rejects: Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Part 4 - THE END

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Holy shit, ENOUGH! ENOUGH OF THIS! We can't take this fucking miserable script any more! Every 10 pages takes an hour PLUS all the energy you have. It reduces you to a prune! Just looking at this script made my head explode, and Bobby's face started melting! 

We're giving up you guys, but we won't leave you without a sense of closure, enjoy the weird summary of how the movie ends. It sucks!

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NEXT WEEK! SOMETHING BETTER! BY DEFAULT IT MUST BE!

WBKE 116: Will's Day of Terror

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This week on WBKE:

Dirty pants, RACISM, ghost-boys, and then Bobby tells the story of how much he misses some tap-dancing son of a bitch. And then he cries about how much he misses him. And then he says that he wishes he did shows with THAT kid instead of Will.

And that is when Will's heart broke.

#CancelLetterman

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Episode 117 next week!

BCSC: Let's Sing-Along

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This week on Book Club Shmook Club we tell the sordid tale of Let's Sing Along with Brett Ambler, a weird little tape Krissy was in 20 years ago!

The best part comes at about 3 minutes, 49 seconds, but you should probably just watch the whole thing!

We're going to contact that charismatic host and see what happens! Anyway, this is also your wake up call: We're talking about the end of The Gunslinger next week! Will Kristen enjoy it enough to read more?? PROBABLY NOT! But either way, the Dark Tower series will appear in the future, trust me

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