Studio Rejects: Saw 8 Part 3

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Holy shit, I don't know why we didn't see this coming, but Saw 8 gets worse, it gets a whole lot worse.

Flashbacks continue to shove themselves into our eyes and ears, and we're given the briefest of looks into what's happening with the hospital crew, before the bombshell drops.

Jigsaw's end game...

He had a plan this whole time...

We didn't see it coming...

He's got his own Facebook page!

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Part 4, THE FINALE, next week!

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Studio Rejects: Saw Fanfic

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Buckle up, you guys, we're going on a journey. Listen as we tell the interesting theory we have as to why there aren't really any unfinished drafts or fan scripts of Saw. No joke, it's actually kind of strange. 

And then god damn enjoy the insane fanfic we found for you, while you cross your fingers, hoping that we get a full, actual fan script for Saw VIII sent to us by THIS GUY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUlJvdqJzi0

Amazing

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Dark Future: Episode 3 - Bobsworlde With An E

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Hey all you Bobsworlde citizens! I'd like to personally thank all you Koester's Foesters out there for contributing to the Patreon. Thanks to you, we here at Bobsworlde magazine are able to provide you with another episode this month. Something truly special is happening on the internet, and it is a very... peculiar thing.

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 6 - THE END

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WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE FINISHED READING HANNIBAL!

Well guys, after WEEKS of build up, the final battle begins almost immediately this week on Studio Rejects. Hannibal is captured. Clarice is rushing to his rescue. Mason Verger is eating popcorn.

It's all finally happening. And it ends in the most unexpected way possible...

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 4

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WE ARE BACK! WE ARE ACTUALLY BACK!

This week on Studio Rejects, we briefly consider saying FUCK THIS and just jumping to the end of the movie, but then we take control of ourselves, and our patience is rewarded!

Fart jokes, food jokes, this show's got it all!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 3

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This week on Studio Rejects, shit is muffled and horrible sounding (literally the quality of the recording), but at least this movie is finally kicking into gear!

We've found Hannibal Lecter, and he's still obsessed with Clarice Starling! Not only that, but it turns out that Mason Verger (you know, the creep?) is a total creep! STUNNER!

No joke, I'm starting to enjoy this.

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 2

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On Studio Rejects this week, we continue our reading of Hannibal! After a conversation about some of the source material, the tale of the six-fingered cannibal brings us to Italy. Where everybody speaks Italian! Perfect italian!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 1

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This week on Studio Rejects, we're sipping brandy and reading the terrifying tale of Hannibal Lechter. You know, the famous serial killer best known for having...6 fingers? I don't understand.

Speaking of not understanding...what the fuck is this movie about??

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Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part 4 - THE END

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This is it! The end! Come to die! It really depends on whether or not you were invested in the story of Del Spooner vs. The Robots to say if this is a satisfying ending. I know my answer. Ultimately this was just a pathetic, wrote, dull action story with no substance.

Fortunately it had one thing going for it: a gigantic stupid leg monster. No joke...

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Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part Two

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WELCOME BACK TO STUDIO REJECTS! We missed a week, and I know you know that! And I hope you know we're sorry and we'll never do it again (we might do it again really really soon). 

We're back with Part Two of I, Robot. The movie may have started out with some pretty ridiculous, largely nonsensical garbage, but I'm thrilled to let you know that it...has possibly gotten worse...ENJOY!

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Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part One

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This week on Studio Rejects, we are starting up a brand new movie, one chosen specifically because it follows the themes established by our BRAND NEW NETWORK: WB2045!! I, Robot, starring the amazing Will Smith, king of mediocre science fiction films (actually, I think people generally liked Men in Black, and they definitely loved Wild Wild West...).

I, Robot is a story based on a book which is one of the most revered and beloved science fiction books ever written, imagining a world where robots are common servants, and the ethics and possibilities that opens up. They made that into a goofball action movie sponsored by fucking Hush Puppies and Slurpies. ENJOY!

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Studio Rejects: Hook Part Three

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This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes.

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Part Four, THE FINALE, next week!