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Studio Rejects: Saw 8 Part 3

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Holy shit, I don't know why we didn't see this coming, but Saw 8 gets worse, it gets a whole lot worse.

Flashbacks continue to shove themselves into our eyes and ears, and we're given the briefest of looks into what's happening with the hospital crew, before the bombshell drops.

Jigsaw's end game...

He had a plan this whole time...

We didn't see it coming...

He's got his own Facebook page!

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Part 4, THE FINALE, next week!

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Studio Rejects: Saw Fanfic

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Buckle up, you guys, we're going on a journey. Listen as we tell the interesting theory we have as to why there aren't really any unfinished drafts or fan scripts of Saw. No joke, it's actually kind of strange. 

And then god damn enjoy the insane fanfic we found for you, while you cross your fingers, hoping that we get a full, actual fan script for Saw VIII sent to us by THIS GUY:

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Amazing

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Dark Future: Episode 3 - Bobsworlde With An E

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Hey all you Bobsworlde citizens! I'd like to personally thank all you Koester's Foesters out there for contributing to the Patreon. Thanks to you, we here at Bobsworlde magazine are able to provide you with another episode this month. Something truly special is happening on the internet, and it is a very... peculiar thing.

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 6 - THE END

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WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE FINISHED READING HANNIBAL!

Well guys, after WEEKS of build up, the final battle begins almost immediately this week on Studio Rejects. Hannibal is captured. Clarice is rushing to his rescue. Mason Verger is eating popcorn.

It's all finally happening. And it ends in the most unexpected way possible...

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 4

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WE ARE BACK! WE ARE ACTUALLY BACK!

This week on Studio Rejects, we briefly consider saying FUCK THIS and just jumping to the end of the movie, but then we take control of ourselves, and our patience is rewarded!

Fart jokes, food jokes, this show's got it all!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 3

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This week on Studio Rejects, shit is muffled and horrible sounding (literally the quality of the recording), but at least this movie is finally kicking into gear!

We've found Hannibal Lecter, and he's still obsessed with Clarice Starling! Not only that, but it turns out that Mason Verger (you know, the creep?) is a total creep! STUNNER!

No joke, I'm starting to enjoy this.

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 2

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On Studio Rejects this week, we continue our reading of Hannibal! After a conversation about some of the source material, the tale of the six-fingered cannibal brings us to Italy. Where everybody speaks Italian! Perfect italian!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 1

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This week on Studio Rejects, we're sipping brandy and reading the terrifying tale of Hannibal Lechter. You know, the famous serial killer best known for having...6 fingers? I don't understand.

Speaking of not understanding...what the fuck is this movie about??

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Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part 4 - THE END

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This is it! The end! Come to die! It really depends on whether or not you were invested in the story of Del Spooner vs. The Robots to say if this is a satisfying ending. I know my answer. Ultimately this was just a pathetic, wrote, dull action story with no substance.

Fortunately it had one thing going for it: a gigantic stupid leg monster. No joke...

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Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part Two

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WELCOME BACK TO STUDIO REJECTS! We missed a week, and I know you know that! And I hope you know we're sorry and we'll never do it again (we might do it again really really soon). 

We're back with Part Two of I, Robot. The movie may have started out with some pretty ridiculous, largely nonsensical garbage, but I'm thrilled to let you know that it...has possibly gotten worse...ENJOY!

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Part Three next week! I hope!

Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part One

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This week on Studio Rejects, we are starting up a brand new movie, one chosen specifically because it follows the themes established by our BRAND NEW NETWORK: WB2045!! I, Robot, starring the amazing Will Smith, king of mediocre science fiction films (actually, I think people generally liked Men in Black, and they definitely loved Wild Wild West...).

I, Robot is a story based on a book which is one of the most revered and beloved science fiction books ever written, imagining a world where robots are common servants, and the ethics and possibilities that opens up. They made that into a goofball action movie sponsored by fucking Hush Puppies and Slurpies. ENJOY!

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Part Two next week!

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Three

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WELCOME BACK! It's the penultimate part of Blade Trinity, everybody! It's an incredibly significant  episode for several reasons, not the least of which being that we're almost fucking done with this piece of shit movie.

It's...mostly action. Shitty action. Dracula's bones crack a lot though, so that's nice...Fuck this movie and fuck Blade. Vampires aren't even real, guys.

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Next week: THE END!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part Two

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Whistler is indeed dead. His "hoo-hoo" may never be heard again. Thankfully his shoes have been filled by WAY TOO MANY GODDAMN CHARACTERS! Blade meets up with the Bloodpack! Or is it Wolfpack! Is that from The Hangover? I DON'T KNOW! At least we get to see how silly it would be if Dracula himself went to Hot Topic...What an amazing movie!

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Part Three next week! And a new BOOK CLUB SHMOOK CLUB TOMORROW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Blade Trinity Part One

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Happy New Year!

We're kicking off 2014 by kicking off a new movie on this week's Studio Rejects! It's Blade: Trinity! Starring Wesley Snipes, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, and some guy called The Drake! I (Will) hated this movie the first time I ever saw it, so I'm incredibly excited to see if this movie was always destined to be a horrible mess. So far...not looking good for old Mr. Snipes. It's basically a series of disjointed scenes of "badass" gadgets. I  do like Whistler though.

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Studio Rejects: Hook Part Four - THE END

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone! WE'RE FINALLY HERE! We have finally finished our reading of Hook! It's been a long road, everybody, but Peter Banning has finally remembered! He's a child again! He's PETER PAN, and he's about to defeat the nefarious/slightly sensual Captain Jazzy Hook! Listen to my review of the movie, listen to us as we talk about what could have saved this movie, and listen as we OPEN SOME GIFTS! I hope you're all having a damn good day, and I hope you enjoy this thrilling finale!

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Next week: Something new! Do you want us to read Blade Trinity or Manhunter (Red Dragon?) LET US KNOW!

 

 

 

 

Studio Rejects: Hook Part Three

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This week on Studio Rejects, we learn what it REALLY means to be Peter Pan! It's all about getting him back to his former glory. And...holy shit...if you thought he was glorious before...just wait until you see how fucking marvelous he becomes.

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Studio Rejects: Hook Part Two

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Welcome to Part Two of Hook! We're finally jumping into Neverland, everybody! We meet Hook! Smee! Ruffio! ...Some kids! The writing has quite possibly gotten worse, guys. All the lost boys speak like dis. Dey luv to mayke uz werk ta reeed dis goddamma uv uh sdoray!

Robin Williams has finally met his match though, as Hook makes his fashionable, swishy debut! I can't wait for you to hear this guys, I'm actually getting swept away in the magic!

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Studio Rejects: Hook Part One

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You may not recognize us, what with our more elegant style and more beautiful looks, but I assure you, this is still the Studio Rejects you know and love. But we most certainly have a brand new style!

This week on Studio Rejects, we unveil an updated format! Each month is a movie, split into four parts! Up first, it's the first draft of Hook! While it would go on to be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Robin Williams, this version is decidedly...worse. Less baseball, more talking, but definitely written with Mr. Williams in mind...

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Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Seven - THE END

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This is it! The finale! It's over! OVER! Godzilla is going down in this week's Studio Rejects! AND his/her brood of babyzillas! But what are the circumstances surrounding his collapse? How did the humans end up besting this 10ft/100ft tall beast? You'll have to listen to find out...you'll also have to listen to find out what we think of the script overall. Did we suddenly decide we love it? After six solid weeks of absolute disgust, do we change our minds? Perhaps we're the biggest Godzilla fans in the world now! FIND OUT NOW (also...spoiler: this fucking movie sucks).

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NOW THEN, as you will hear, Bobby and I have recorded our first ever hit single. A cover of someone else's hit single...which was also a cover. It's Come with Me from the Godzilla soundtrack. Sung by Puff Daddy. Do you love it? Of course you do, we spent literally four hours making it! If you want to listen to it nonstop, just check out the song over on our Soundcloud page! ENJOY!

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Or watch and listen to the original music video! Look how well we did, even though we couldn't spontaneously burst into a flock of doves!

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Studio Rejects: Godzilla Part Six

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Oh no! It's time for Godzilla to attack again! But don't worry, he'll only do this once more...Because this is the penultimate episode of our Godzilla read-through! This week things get...weird. How big is Godzilla? What the fuck were they thinking doing all this stuff with the eggs? Exactly how did this get made!? FIND OUT AND ENJOY! Click here to listen!

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Also, as mentioned on this week's WBKE (95: Eldered Skeltered), we've got a contest running! The Baker's-Dozen Days of Bobby! Every week for the next 13 weeks, we're giving away amazing chinese bootlegs of incredible movies! All you have to do to enter is share our website, facebook page, or any show with your friends online! Tag us, send us proof, and you're entered! That's it! This week we're giving away Martin Scorsese's classic Gangs of New York...you know...in Chinese!

Part Seven next week! The end!