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Studio Rejects 149: Batman V Superman: Asylum Part 6 - THE END

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This week on #StudioRejects, a winner is finally crowned in the eternal battle of Batman vs. Superman. Aaaand the winner is:

Will and Bobby.

Because we're burying this fucking thing.

This week on the show, the shocking twist is that this script and the movie in theaters right now (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice), are damn-near twins.

Maybe this concept was always doomed.

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Studio Rejects: Saw 8 Part 3

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Holy shit, I don't know why we didn't see this coming, but Saw 8 gets worse, it gets a whole lot worse.

Flashbacks continue to shove themselves into our eyes and ears, and we're given the briefest of looks into what's happening with the hospital crew, before the bombshell drops.

Jigsaw's end game...

He had a plan this whole time...

We didn't see it coming...

He's got his own Facebook page!

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Part 4, THE FINALE, next week!

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Studio Rejects: Saw 8 - Bloodlines Part 1

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Do you want to play a game??

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! We got our hands on the Saw script we wanted! But is it the Saw script we deserve? Well...let's find out! Find some sort of Saw wiki and enjoy the show!

Make sure you get in touch with us guys...this is going to be one of those movies. We're going to need your opinion on what we do next week!

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Next week, maybe Saw, but definitely something!

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Studio Rejects: Saw Fanfic

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Buckle up, you guys, we're going on a journey. Listen as we tell the interesting theory we have as to why there aren't really any unfinished drafts or fan scripts of Saw. No joke, it's actually kind of strange. 

And then god damn enjoy the insane fanfic we found for you, while you cross your fingers, hoping that we get a full, actual fan script for Saw VIII sent to us by THIS GUY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUlJvdqJzi0

Amazing

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 5

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Holy shit everybody, Part 5, huh...

Well, you'd think more would be going on in the story than this, but at least Bobby and me are funny as hell!

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Part 6 next week! THE END!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 4

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WE ARE BACK! WE ARE ACTUALLY BACK!

This week on Studio Rejects, we briefly consider saying FUCK THIS and just jumping to the end of the movie, but then we take control of ourselves, and our patience is rewarded!

Fart jokes, food jokes, this show's got it all!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 3

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This week on Studio Rejects, shit is muffled and horrible sounding (literally the quality of the recording), but at least this movie is finally kicking into gear!

We've found Hannibal Lecter, and he's still obsessed with Clarice Starling! Not only that, but it turns out that Mason Verger (you know, the creep?) is a total creep! STUNNER!

No joke, I'm starting to enjoy this.

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BCSC: Weiners on Broadway

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You've made it!  We have your weiner in lights on BROADWAY!  This Extracurricular episode was supposed to be about movie/tv adaptations of books, and it kind of is, but it's more about gabardine, Roger Klotz, what exactly Michael Fassbender is from, and, you guessed it, weiners.  Join us!  You're a star!

And come back next week on Thursday, June 26 ready to talk about the first half of Watchmen, so chapters 1-6.  We're gonna be joined by Bobby Koester and you won't want to miss it!  I mean, I assume...we haven't recorded it yet.  See you then!

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See you next week for Watchman Part 1!

Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 2

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On Studio Rejects this week, we continue our reading of Hannibal! After a conversation about some of the source material, the tale of the six-fingered cannibal brings us to Italy. Where everybody speaks Italian! Perfect italian!

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Studio Rejects: Hannibal Part 1

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This week on Studio Rejects, we're sipping brandy and reading the terrifying tale of Hannibal Lechter. You know, the famous serial killer best known for having...6 fingers? I don't understand.

Speaking of not understanding...what the fuck is this movie about??

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Studio Rejects: Ghostbusters III Part 4 - THE END

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After a week of rest and relaxation, Bobby and I are sliding down the firepoles again to bring you the grand finale of Ghostbusters III! Things are worse than ever, both in terms of the plot and the script itself, which is why we've made an executive decision.

This ends tonight.

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Studio Rejects: Ghostbusters III Part 1

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When there's something strange, and it don't look good, it's probably because it's an un-produced spec script for Ghostbusters III! That's right, all you spooks, specters, and ghosts out there, we're digging into the world of Ghosbusters, one of the most  beloved franchises in the entire galaxy, and also one of the most constantly debated properties:

Should they make another movie? A sequel? A reboot?

Well, we know they definitely won't leave it alone, so now the question is, how can they do the original any justice...? FIND OUT!

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Studio Rejects: Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Part 4 - THE END

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Holy shit, ENOUGH! ENOUGH OF THIS! We can't take this fucking miserable script any more! Every 10 pages takes an hour PLUS all the energy you have. It reduces you to a prune! Just looking at this script made my head explode, and Bobby's face started melting! 

We're giving up you guys, but we won't leave you without a sense of closure, enjoy the weird summary of how the movie ends. It sucks!

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NEXT WEEK! SOMETHING BETTER! BY DEFAULT IT MUST BE!

Studio Rejects: Indiana Jones and the Monkey King Part 3

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On this week's Studio Rejects, it's part 3 of the Monkey King saga. Still no ghosts. Barely any fucking monkeys. There's just one, and it sexually assaults that same girl who tried to kill herself last week, so it's fun for the whole family!

Seriously, what kind of goddamn script is this? We're not even half way done, but next week is the final episode of this script, unless you guys let us know you want more. LET US KNOW IF WE SHOULD KEEP READING THIS GODDAMN THING!

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Part 4 next week! POSSIBLY THE END!

Studio Rejects: 5Cream Part 2

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AAAAAAAaaaaaannnnnnd we're back! Studio Rejects has returned, and we're reading Part 2 of this amazing fan script imagining what Scream 5 could be. Turns out it's basically a generic horror film with very little connection to any of the other 4 movies. GOOD NEWS: Our Nicholas Cage impressions have only gotten better since we last performed for you!

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Part Three next week! We promise!

Studio Rejects: 5Cream Part 1

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Welcome to a never-before-attempted experiment here on Studio Rejects! You all know that we always shoot to read real, verifiable unfinished drafts. Well we're taking a break from that trend by reading a fan script for a movie that has never, and probably will never, exist! It's Scream 5, written by some guy named Dylan!

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Studio Rejects: I, Robot Part One

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This week on Studio Rejects, we are starting up a brand new movie, one chosen specifically because it follows the themes established by our BRAND NEW NETWORK: WB2045!! I, Robot, starring the amazing Will Smith, king of mediocre science fiction films (actually, I think people generally liked Men in Black, and they definitely loved Wild Wild West...).

I, Robot is a story based on a book which is one of the most revered and beloved science fiction books ever written, imagining a world where robots are common servants, and the ethics and possibilities that opens up. They made that into a goofball action movie sponsored by fucking Hush Puppies and Slurpies. ENJOY!

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Will and Bobby Wrote Something Part Three.Five

Click here to start back at Part One! Today they finally announced an actual release date for the fourth season of Arrested Development. It's officially going to be released on May 26th, all 15 episodes of it at once. I can't wait.

Some of you might have seen or heard references Bobby and I have made about the Arrested Development script we wrote, and I feel like there's no better time to put it online than now.

Somewhere around the time of the death of The Dead Don't Walk and the beginning of Edinburgh falls, Bobby and I decided that we should probably get around to writing a spec script. A spec script is basically just any script that you write, but for aspiring writers, it's usually a good idea for young unknown writers to pick an existing show, and write an episode for it. Basically it will display your versatility and show that you can emulate a style and find the voice of the characters. Because Bobby and I are idiots, we decided to write an episode of Arrested Development, knowing full well how insanely complex it is. We decided it would take place vaguely after the end of the third season.

All you need to know is that we are supposing that they held on to their company and that Lucille is out of jail. Other than that, I think you're good to go. So without any further ado, here's

Arrested Development: The Queen Mary

(EDIT: We've since recorded this script as a  radio play of sorts for our podcast Studio Rejects! You can listen to it HERE!)

After passing the script around a bit, one of the notes we received was "great script, but you probably should have written an episode of a show that still exists." I don't see what the difference is, but whatever: the show exists again. Get at us, Hollywood!

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Studio Rejects: Scream 3 Part Nine - THE END

Welcome to the absolute final part of our reading of Scream 3! We're sprinting toward the goddamn finish line, folks, so enjoy the show! There's not much left to say: this script is fucking horrible, I don't care who wrote it. All I can do is promise that next week we'll be back with a BRAND NEW script to rip apart. But until then: Click here to listen!

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Studio Rejects: Scream 3 Part Eight

KABOOOM! Part 8 of Scream 3 has taken the airwaves, you creeps! This week we're joined by the beautiful Allie, who brings years of acting experience to the table. No doubt about it, we're winning awards this week. Enjoy the show! I did! Click here to listen!

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Part 9 next week!