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Bobby told me he's getting huge on Twitter and Instagram. So I went to look him up on Twitter. When I searched his name:

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Well that's weird...is that a Bobby Koester parody account? ENHANCE:

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Huh...well it definitely looks more like a random spam accou---WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PICTURE? ENHANCE:

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Somebody please photoshop Bobby's real face onto this guy.

WBKE - Episode 18: Social Media Part 2 (Me and My Murderer)

Hey guys, welcome to a very special episode of Will and Bobby Know Everything. If you listened to Part One of Social Media, then you know that my sister Kristen joins me and Bobby for the topic, and you know that we hadn't planned on it being a two-parter.

For that reason, yes, this episode is a bit shorter than our shows usually are, but it's amazing. This episode is basically all about a particular story: the story of the insane man I offended, who threatened me that he'll never forget the ways I have wronged him.

It's a story about insanity, anger, and my inevitable death at the hands of a crazy person.

If you want, feel free to read the original story I wrote (just after the events of the story) as you listen for a truly engrossing experience: Me and My Murderer

ENJOY!

Click here to listen straight from your browser, click here to go to the show's iTunes page, or search for it on the free Apple/Android/Blackberry app Stitcher. Or just click here if you need legit instructions.

Leave a comment with your thoughts/eulogies/stories of people who want to murder you, tell your friends about this show, and I hope you like this unreal story.

Additionally, click the "like" on our Facebook page, and follow us on Twitter @WillAndBobby both of which are on the right-hand side bar, and email WillAndBobby@gmail.com with questions, suggestions for topics, or even requests to HOST AN EPISODE! It's fun, and everybody has an interesting story/something they're interested in.

Episode 19 next week!

WBKE - Episode 17 - Social Media Part One

Hey guys, for this week's show, my sister Kristen comes back and we have a conversation about social media. We talk about freaks trying to hook up via videogames, we talk about a guy who explained to Bobby that aliens are real (and are responsible for all modern technology), and we talk about people on YouTube who reply to popular videos, with cleavage all over the place.

As usual, look for the show on iTunes or click here to listen from your browser! We're also on Twitter and Facebook!

And feel free to email us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com with comments, questions, requests for topics, or offers to host!

Part 2 next week!

WBKE - Episode 11: Nerd Culture Part 1

This week on Will and Bobby Know Everything, our good friend Matt Battaglia joins us to discuss nerd culture, and eventually, which one of us is the nerdiest. It's a pretty fast paced episode, where we furiously debate whether or not these franchises suck:

The Walking Dead, Comic Book Men, Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

We each also admit something that we are embarrassed about, and shockingly, Bobby has a shit ton of them.

Also, Bobby tells some insanely fascinating stories, one about a friend, and one about himself, and I'm kicking myself for not asking him more questions about them!

This episode is crazy, it's fun, it's fast paced, and we cover almost everything. ALMOST! There will be a Part Two next week with Mike Costa added to the conversation!

So here's what you should do:

Click here to listen straight from your browser!

Click here to go straight to the iTunes page for the show!

Or download the free Stitcher app for Apple/Android/Blackberry devices and search for "WBKE"

For more detailed instructions on how to get the show, click here!

As always, please send and comments or questions to us at WillAndBobby@gmail.com. Also feel free to send any requests for topics or requests to host, because we're definitely open to both. It doesn't matter where you are, because Skype exists, and our feeling is that everybody has something worth talking about.

You can also find us online on Facebook by clicking here (please click the Like button), and find me and Matt Battaglia on Twitter where we're WillRogers2000 and MattJBatt! We also technically have a Twitter account for the show, which I'll start working on eventually, so follow it if you want: it's just WillAndBobby.

Alright, that's all I've got, listen to the show, and if you like it, please pass on the word, we want to expand our audience and we can really use your help! Thanks and take care!

Part 2 next week!

Breitbart Died and then Awesome Stuff Happened

FIRST: I'm not saying it's awesome that he died, I'm saying the  response to his death is kind of awesome. Gawker just posted this article, in which they show all the tweets from people who think that Andrew Breitbart's death was NOT of natural causes. I highly suggest reading this for both the entertainment value and the sense of horror you get at how crazy people are/how poorly they think/write:

Breitbart's Death: The Conspiracy Insta-Theories

My first reaction was "Holy shit, these people are crazy," which became "Holy shit, this is awesome," which finally evolved into "Holy shit, I don't care about this at all, but how awesome would it be if Obama DID kill Breitbart!?"

Obviously there's shit the government doesn't tell us, but I highly doubt they're trying to silence this guy from revealing some of Obama's "colledge 'issues.'" (I'm intentionally misspelling "college" here, by the way, check the Gawker article)

First of all, if Andrew Breitbart had stumbled across some massive secret that was big enough for Obama to want him dead, then I'm sure he had the foresight to make sure someone else ALSO had the info.

Just think about how many cliché stories there are about a guy who has info no one else does, and being killed for it. It's such a common idea. There's no way anybody who stumbles across a major hidden truth doesn't back up the info one million different ways.

Goofy conspiracy theories aren't true.

I just think it'd be awesome if they were true, the same way I wish ghosts were real.

This Instantly Put Me in a Good Mood

Gwyneth Paltrow uploaded a picture of herself, Steve Martin, and Martin Short, then Stever Martin posted another. It's awesome.

I just noticed that I accidentally called him "Stever," up at the top. I'm not going to fix it. Anyway, click on the picture for the full size!